Thursday, 3 January 2013

OK. I am not going to rant but I cannot help but think that it is quicker to go to the Arctic and back than trying to get to Wycombe and back. Well the temperature's the same when you have been waiting for over an hour. But that's OK, sort of, because you have the privilege to see where the bus isn't via the £££s SatNav doobry whatsit thing recently installed. Right riveting entertainment. So, still not ranting, which is FINE. The 08:11 is still 24 minutes away which is interesting because that was 40 mins ago, but it doesn't matter because the next one was on it's way. Fantastic, two together again. Or not. The one that became 15 mins away, stayed that way for an hour has now broken down, as heard on the grapevine, or by your friends driving by. Still, there is hope, another one  was only 1 min away and now 'due'. All smiles as it arrives and waves but NOPE! The driver smiles and waves back and drives on. Out of service apparently, bloody well looked like it was moving to me..One hour and a half later we share a taxi. Methinks a new Fat Controller is needed... Might see if the Andrex puppy would like to have a go, at least we'll know we will get shat on.... no RANT!!!!!

Monday, 24 December 2012

BREAKING NEWS.... Santa Claus will be late tonight so dont stay up. He was last seen waiting for a number 37 bus

Saturday, 22 December 2012

BUSES!!?? Don't talk to me about buses!!

Thursday, 20 December 2012

Ok. It didn't go AWOL, it was only 25 minutes late. Entertaining though, Audrey was waiting for the same bus and she had the Dunkirk spirit alright. Not only was she shouting out how the 37 was getting later and later, she was organising the mass of waiting passengers for other buses. "Ere comes the 39! Whose waiting for that?" "Here's a 32!" "Who wanted a 32!!!" "Where's the bloody 37!!" Oi! You wanted the x740 to Heathrow! It's just there!! " Christ, not another 32, bloody hell, there's another one behind it! How many people live in Micklefield!" then with a whoop (yes, a whoop) of excitement, you hear a scream of " 'Bout bloody time!, the 37 is here! Everyone ! The 37 is here" at the top of her voice. "Don't panic! It's here everyone!". Well I'm well impressed with the power and resilience of Tena Ladies, it's awesome.......

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

So. I am coming to the conclusion that the erratic behaviour of the 37 bus is strangely related to the Mayan Apocalypse due to happen on Friday. All those moons floating around coming together after 5,125 years with precision timing and location. Excellent planning all those years ago, well done Chaps!. An event we will never see again. However, as I said before, seeing the 37 bus turn up is an event in itself, let alone on time. It might do on Friday though, because apparently there's isn't going to be anything left on this planet except a single 37 hopper and my bus stop. I wonder if Audrey will be wearing her one pound Guard Your Self Against The Mayan Apocalypse Tena Ladies Big Pants on......