This bloody bus reminds me of Kate's French photos. It's topless. I expect the double deck  will be out later when it's off peak. It's full. There's an old Jamaican lady with her Easter bonnet on and she has a matching brolly, which is nice. Oh ggod its the bbbus with the juddery clclutch. An ancient Indian man has just ggot on and he looks very fffrail. Pork pie hat and ggrey whiskers he must be in his hhundreds. Having said that, he's gone two stops, ggot off and he's llegging it up the steps of The Rifle Butts for a bbeer! Oh no, the woman next to me just sneezed and farted at the same time and she looks quite pleased about it. I'm not, there's an overwhelming smell of Femfresh....