So..it will soon be Christmas..and you will hear the sound of jingling bells

Dashing through the town
In a one man open bus
Laughing all the way
Ernie and Audrey sing
Even if the bus is late
They know everything
'bout what it's like to wait

Oh! simple bus! Rubbish bus!
Simple all the way
Oh not fun is is to ride
In a one man open bus!

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon as Dave and his mate
Were sat down by my side
They said they could't wait
For a ride they really missed
But the reason why they're late
Is because there are really pissed

Oh! Plastic bus! Rubbish bus!
Simple all the way
Oh not fun is is to ride
In a one man open bus!