stay too late because of last night's beaver incident. I hear they had a pub lunch last week and they really enjoyed themselves, well Ernie was told that he was. She ha a giant plate meal and he had nuggets from the kids menu and a free soft drink, he wasn't allowed a beer because they were going on the bus later and she didn't want to be shown up by him, especially after last time. Apparently he nudged towards her and whispered that he was feeling a bit fruity. Audrey walloped him with her handbag which he thought was a bit unnecessary really, because all he wanted was a bit of fruit cake that they just bought from an m & s shop, but that's a different story.