The wheels on the bus dont go round don't go round, dont go round,the wheels on the bus dont go round all the time...

The wipers on the bus just don't work, just don't work, just don't work, the wipers on the bus just don't work they've gone wrong..

The chavs on the bus go bling bling bling, got a new phone, do you like it Tone, the chavs on the bus go ring ring ring, It's a shellsuite thing, loovelleee bling..

The drivers on the bus go moan moan moan, who's on the phone, watch it mate, the drivers on the bus go grump and moan, gerroff the phone, grump and moan, cos I'm not late..